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The Lumbergh Fucked Her

The Lumbergh Fucked Her

Hey Clarktail Nation, Ryan here with our latest bar-top creation! If you’re sick of filling out TPS reports, this one will definitely help pass the time. It’s bourbony, coffeey, nutty, bittery, and packs a legendary menthol kick.

Yeaaaah, if you could just go ahead and try this, that’d be great.

Dialed-In Spec (Walnut Variation)

  • 1.5 oz Rittenhouse Rye Bottled-in-Bond
  • 0.75 oz Coffee Liqueur (e.g., Mr Black)
  • 0.25 oz Fernet-Branca
  • 0.25 oz (1 barspoon) Liber & Co. Demerara Gum Syrup
  • 2 dashes Fee Brothers Black Walnut Bitters

Method

Add all ingredients to a mixing glass packed with dense ice. Stir for 25 to 30 seconds until thoroughly chilled and silky. Strain over a single large rock into an Old Fashioned glass (or an office ceramic coffee mug). Express a wide swath of orange peel over the surface to give it a burst of bright citrus oil, rub the rim, and drop it in alongside three floating coffee beans.